Monday, November 9, 2009

that settles it

there are far too many crafty things out there that i should be trying in the off-season between volleyball and track, so i'd better get busy. for starters, maybe this floral pillow from martha stewart via http://cheapchicdaily.blogspot.com/. doesn't look too hard...









then there are these wall silhouettes i'd love to see in our house:


from janicewagner.com




from thedirtonpregnancy.com



from myhomeideas.com



decal from pottery barn.



mural painted by Jeff Robinson, featured on ApartmentTherapy.



or maybe something like this, from cheapchic:

ps...do not let the bassinets give you any ideas. you would be wrong.



Monday, October 26, 2009

8

=the number of weeks until we leave for senegal, africa. i saw pics last night. beautiful little children with bright eyes and big smiles. i might not come back.

a few things we learned at the meeting:

1 -- women on the trip will be helping the women from the tribe make food, wash dishes, clean, and care for the babies.
2 -- the men will be sitting under a tree drinking hot tea. "men" here refers to coacher. he's the only man going from second. poor man.
3 -- the babies don't wear diapers, so it's perfectly normal to be pooed on.
4 -- coacher and i have chosen to stay in the village, which means we will have no electricity, no running water (bucket baths), and no toilets (we will use the "squatty potty" out back.)
5 -- we must take our own toilet paper.
6 -- they are deathly afraid of snakes. this is because their snakes are deadly.

oh, the adventurous life..how i love it!

Friday, October 23, 2009

26

that's not my age.

that's the number of referrals i wrote in the first quarter of school. (there were actually more than that, but i threw some away because of the following situation...)


4 (or more)

that's the number of referrals that got sent back to me by a certain assistant principal because i did not call the student's home before writing a referral. i'm sorry, but i did not have time to call the student's home while he was pushing shaniqua out of her seat, talking nonstop while people were trying to read silently, then cussing at me because i told him to stop and he hates me, my class, and everything else dealing with school or authority figures. i will also be sure to attempt to control the other 7 kids in class who cannot control their own talking, and i will put their names on an ever-growing list of students whose parents need to be informed that their kids cannot control themselves in class.

next time, i will be sure to press a pause button so that i have time to call home and hear the student's mom ask me if i've ever heard of bipolar--because everyone in the family has it--and then ask me if i knew that one manifestation of bipolar is the inability to control the amount of talking coming out of the mouth. "we just can't control him...haha."

sure, i have plenty of time for that and 7 other conversations like it.

i understand. high school kids, who can drive and get jobs and make babies, shouldn't be expected to follow rules or be held accountable for their own actions.


i'm sorry. it's been rough...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

logical fallacies part deux

here's another logical fallacy for you:

1 - we are teachers.
2 - we are still paying two mortgages.
3 - we are going to AFRICA over Christmas (the oppositve of cheap) to spread very good news.

but they do speak french there, so i will finally have a chance to put those 4 years of high school french to good use. (i remember about 5 words, which i will probably accidentally combine with spanish phrases, so i'm sure that will go over well. "bonjour, como esta? Je suis bien es fatigue).

i guess i will begin accepting tattoo ideas.

Salut!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

logical fallacies

i know only 3 things about potato chips:

1 - i don't really care for them.
2 - they aren't particularly good for you.
3 - if i happen to be in a car with a bag of them when coming home from school/volleyball/south dakota/etc. i will end up eating them at some point.

this does not seem logical to me.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

uh oh

this is on the second baptist church missions blog:



Christmas Mission Trip to Senegal, West Africa

9.9.09


December 21-30,2009

What a great opportunity to share the Gospel of Jesus Christ in Jahanka villages of Senegal, West Africa. Imagine sharing the Christ of Christmas at Christmas among people who have never heard the Gospel. If you are interested in participating in this trip, please attend an upcoming Informational Meeting Sunday, September 20 at 5:00 pm in room 209.




yes, that says AFRICA!! i might need to start looking at tattoo designs, per my promise last year. we shall see.

carry on.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

iLike (stuff i don't have to have)

our new blue wall (and the green ones and the brown one...i just don't have a pic yet). someday soon i'd like to have a design painted on the brown one...a dandelion or something, possibly.


these new penguin books. i love pretty books.

peonies in a blue-green jar. what's not to like?

this jeep looks pretty sweet. it might have something to do with the fact that the mountains look pretty fun, but i've seen one of these around town, and i've grown to like it quite a bit. i'm in a green-loving phase.

this house is out near my parents', and the moment i saw it "i fell in love with it" (such a woman thing to say, isn't it?). if i were to live in it one day, i would change a few things. to start off with, it would not be so close to other houses. secondly, the porch would be even more "open" and the windows would get some shutters or something to soften them up. my tastes have changed quite a bit since college. i used to want to live in a really modern house with sleek lines. those are still cool to me, but they seem a bit unpractical.



note: please forgive me for not giving credit to the sources from where i pulled some of these pics. i forgot to save the pages, then got too lazy to try finding them again.

carry on.